Ashley's Song is Ashley's theme song that debuted in WarioWare: Touched!. The theme was written by Masanobu Matsunaga, Yasuhisa Baba, and Masaru Tajima.

Game Appearances

  • WarioWare: Touched! (2005)
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008) (contains altered lyrics)
  • WarioWare Gold (2018)

Lyrics

Chorus: Who's the girl next door
Living in the haunted mansion?
Ashley: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am --
Chorus: ASH-LEY!
She knows the darkest spells
And she brews the meanest potions!
Ashley: You might be the ingredient I seek!

Chorus: Don't let yourself be fooled
By her innocent demeanor!
Ashley: You should be afraid of the great --
Chorus: ASH-LEY!
She doesn't play with dolls
And she never combs her hair.
Ashley: Who has time for girly things like that?

Eye of newt - I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig - this'll make you big.
Kitten spit - soon your pants won't fit.
PANTALONES GIGANTICUS!!!
... Oh, no! Not again!

Chorus: She could rule the world
And still finish all her homework.
Ashley: Ev'ryone knows that I'm the greatest --
Chorus: ASH-LEY!
You'd better watch your step,
Or she'll cast a spell on you!
Ashley: I turned my teacher into a spoon.

I'm a slave to my spellbook
And yes, it's true --
I don't have as many friends as you...
But I think you're nice
And maybe we could be friends!
And if you say "no", you're toast!

Chorus: Who's the girl next door
Living in the haunted mansion?
Ashley: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am --
Chorus: ASH-LEY!
Just remember this
When you see her on the street.
Ashley: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet!

Trivia

  • The Brawl version has some lyric changes (e.g. "...'cause I am" changes to "...'cause it's--").
  • In the Gold version, the song is sped up a step faster.
  • There were some issues over the song. If the record is spun fast enough in the Turntable souvenir during the first solo, it would supposedly come out with the words forming a sentence like "Eye of grand this kitt soo pan", which is misheard as, "I have granted kids to hell!". However, Nintendo and Nintendo Power both stated that it was an accident and the words come out like that due to it meshing pieces of the song together.
  • In the Gold version, the English theme was played with a faster tempo hence having the song sped up a step faster.

Key Change

  • A minor
  • A major
  • F-sharp Major
  • B flat minor
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