Wario Wario, being his sexy self. Occupation Being sexy Wario (ワリオ) is the sexiest character in the entirety of the Mario franchise. He is also one of the sexiest characters created of all time. Physical Appearance He has huge muscles, a big ass, and fat nuts. Memorable Quotes "Wario is hot!" Categories: Sexy Characters Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.